It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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