i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just blew my weed a kiss
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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