names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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