why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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