JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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