My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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