Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
