oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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