Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He better not be in your backpack
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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