how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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