PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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