How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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