He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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