p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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