11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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