halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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