I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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