gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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