We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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