so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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