just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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