Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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