Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm bleeding and have questions
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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