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go home
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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