her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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