would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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