i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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