It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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