I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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