Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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