i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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