im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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