Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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