she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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