Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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