ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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