i don't like sucking hair
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
