My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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