dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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