But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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