Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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