I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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