As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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