Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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