if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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