I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
