WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
