even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Are we still banned from the library?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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