who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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