I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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